Disney World: Epcot Center (Tuesday)

Highlights at Epcot:

I was climbing this awesome rock, full of holes, right and I got to the top and my dad took my picture just as a custodian said "no no no, get off!" and so I jumped the 2.5 meters down and walked away casually... I guess thats why there was a fence.

At the German Pavilion I couldn't keep the German women staff off of me. They just loved me.

I bought this awesome Adidas hat off this super pretty Sarah, and she was genuinely pleased with my friendliness. I then went and bought some expensive German chocolate, in remembrance of the good old days when Oliver's grandma would visit us from Germany and bring sooo many German chocolates and candy to last nearly 24 hrs of partying, and the girl at the till named Birgit struck up a conversation with me, asking how my day was going, whether I was enjoying myself and all of that. Super friendly and ya, can I just repeat that; SHE struck up a conversation with me! She was quite cute, but Sarah was prettier.

So then I snuck away from my family and went to offer a Marzipan to Sarah, but she declined explaining that the establishment would think she stole it. Then my awfully timed family found me and I got embarrassed and said farewell to Sarah and joined my family pretending I had not been flirting. If it weren't for my family I'm sure I would have gotten her number, oh well next time.

The Japanese pavilion was terrific! I loved the atmosphere and the pretty Japanese women who were incredibly polite, bowing as I left. I forgot to bow back! I had fun saying Konichiwa (hello) and Oyasuminasai (good night) as I came and went (later in the evening). There was one Japanese girl who asked if I knew Japanese and I said I only knew some words, and she asked me more... skipping the boring details we had a really neat convo. Super friendly girl.

Oh oh oh, and I was super excited to go the United Kingdom pavilion in high hopes of hearing the accent of a real live British woman my age! (I've never met anyone who is British in real life) Alas I did hear a real live British girl's accent but she was quite a bit older and only plain looking, but her accent still mesmerized me! I definitely need to marry a British woman, but it seems very clear to me that they are extremely rare in North America for some reason, does anyone know why? Even at a British pavilion in Disney world they had mostly creepy British men instead of pretty women. At least their Fish and Chips were excellent. OT: British comedy is the best; watch Snatch! (not pure comedy, mostly action)

By far the most spectacular and awing part of my experience at Epcot was the fireworks display! It was INCREDIBLE! Like nothing that I have ever seen! It must have been 1/2 a million $ in fireworks. Literally at one point you could see everything around you as clear as day, the fireworks were so bright (and loud)! Only Gandalf could outdo what we saw!